Don't hold me to it. After many false starts and listening for moans on a Disney disc, which admittedly had me fooled for a brief second, I doubt this will be the greatest blog ever blogged. One can dream. After a day of more protests, demonstrations and flag waiving (viva la raza), I'm pooped. Thankfully, this week doesn't look good-- although you should still drop bucks here-- and I can rest just a smidgeon. Enjoy your evening.
Kerry is a backstabber (ouch):
Fun with Dick and Jane: I'm guessing the fun didn't come until the movie was over. Hell, if this was a date movie, I guess there was nooooo fun with dick or jane that entire night. Sorry pimp, but you should of took her to Pride and Prejudice to show her your softer, gentler side. Of course, you would need to remove the chains from your neck, they blind her a tad bit too much. On the brighter side, date movies should be more like this, then all the incessant suffering would end.
Greatest Game Ever Played: Listen up pimps. This is a documentary based on my sex life. Take notes! See, when you go brown, you're the toast of the town. I'm just kidding, it's only loosely inspired by my life. Just kidding again. We can all rejoice now, for those of you thinking we didn't have enough films about golf. If golf ain't the most boringst sport that's not a sport ever, than this movie shant be the most boringst movie about the most boringst sport that's not a sport. You can add this to the collection right next to: The Legend of Baggar Vance, Tin Cup, Follow the Sun, Caddyshack (yeah, yeah I don't care what you say this movie sucks), Happy Gilmore, and the best of all, Bobby Jones Streak of Genius. Oh, rejoice.
An Unfinished Life: Critics called this an unfinished movie, I can't say I disagree but for all you Redford/Lopez tag team fans, this has got your names written all over it. If Redford got married to J.Lo and took her last name, he could be RoLo! or she could be J.Re! I think I like that one better.
We have some new staff recs!! but I'll divulge next week.
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